God thinks he’s Steve Jobs ;-)
Posted by: benoit in A lire ailleurs, Actualité, Techno, U.S., Web/Tech
Incroyable : Mon Netvibes doit buguer… Tous mes flux ont le même titre (ou presque) : Apple lance l’Iphone. Et apparemment au Consumer Electronic Show il n’y qu’un sujet de discussion, comme le relate Robert Scoble.
“Apple gets more conversations started here on the floor of the Consumer Electronics Show than any other company. I’m here in the Seagate booth and EVERYONE is talking about Apple today.”
Et aussi “CES is dead because iPhone is all that mattered today. There is a mood of — like everyone here went to the wrong party.” (reporter NRP)
Autre truc rigolo relevé : une petite histoire (sur Good Morning Silicon Valley ) dans laquelle on apprend que Dieu se prend pour Steve Jobs ;-)
So, Bill Gates dies, and ascends to heaven. He meets up with Saint Peter at the gates and says “Hey, it’s Bill, I’m just going to go on in.” And Saint Peter says, “Sorry Bill, everyone is equal in God’s eyes. You need to stand in line like everyone else.”
Grudgingly, Gates walks to the end of the enormous line of folks awaiting entrance. As he’s waiting, an iPod-white limo passes him and rolls up to heaven’s gate’s. The door opens and out steps Steve Jobs. Saint Peter greets him and, after a few brief words, welcomes him into heaven.
Gates is furious. He storms up to the front of the line and confronts Saint Peter: “Hey! I thought you said everyone was equal here! But, I just saw Steve Jobs cut to the front of the line and you let him in without a second thought.
And Saint Peter laughs and replies, “Oh no, that wasn’t Steve Jobs. That was God; he only thinks he’s Steve Jobs.”
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